If you read this text some hundred years after it has been published: Welcome! Here you will be able to retrace my inevitable rise to power. Among these pages you will find things man wasn't meant to know, terrible secrets whispering in the dark and five of the twelve glorious incantations - for the other seven must never be written down.
If you read this text before it was written, please disregard the paragraph above. There is nothing interesting to see yet.